How NOT to give a keynote address.

Good eva-ning ladies and gentlemen, blah blah blah………..blah…. co-co-dial farm blah blah…….hysterical city.


This actually is an excerpt from a speech I heard given by a prominent member of parliament of a city which I will not name. co-co-dial actually means crocodile and what he was driving at with regards to mass hysteria in the city was historical. Cruel humour I know but I can’t help myself! This man is hysterical!